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Dark King
by Ancient Xi
Catastrophe erupted, it was the end of the world.Survivors were surrounded by the impregnable wall, a new order was established...The desire for power, faith, and darkness pervaded each other, layer upon layer of brands imprinted in every corner of the heart.The virus wreaked havoc, were these humans' true colors?"I unexpectedly survive, I want to live." –Du Dian
Dark Salvation
by delanasiwarka
Hell is empty and all the devils are here. Shakespeare – [The Tempest] VOLUME 1Status: Completed (260 chapters)As a form of punishment for mistakenly killing an innocent civilian, Song Zhuyu, a priest and part-time exorcist, found himself exiled to the distant shores of Shenci Island, hundreds of miles away from his hometown and the only city he had ever known his whole life. However, unbeknownst to anyone, he harbored a secret agenda— to hunt down the culprit who had turned his life upside down…
Dark Parasyte
by Usiel
Corvin Blackmoor was a man carved by war and betrayal.From the blood soaked deserts of Afghanistan to the shadowed corridors of British Intelligence, he served and watched ideals crumble into lies.Patriotism. Honor. Loyalty.He buried them all long before a Quds Force assassin silenced his final breath.But death was only the beginning.Dragged from the ruins of a dying world, Corvin awakens in Valtheris. A savage world ruled by magic, where gods are myths, and survival is written in blood.He is no…
Dark Hunger
by MishaK
A werewolf who would stop at nothing to claim her… After enduring the torment of his first relationship, Caleb Silver, king of Ixoviya, was enraged to find that he indeed had a mate. When he finally came close to her, the rage within him soothed. But she was on her death-bed. Turned into a vampire, she is on the verge of rejecting her mate… Conditioned to hate the night creatures, Elize Walsh, ran away from her mate. She hated him like fiery pits of hell — until this man starts his slow and wick…
Kiss The Dark
by AmeraWolf80
Sold into marriage to a reclusive man. Megan is dragged to a clandestine midnight ceremony and delivered to Gabriel North. Megan must spend 30 days married to Mr. North before she may finally be free forever. The only problem is that he marries every year only to annul the marriage and his brides are never heard from again. No one knows anything about him except that he is extraordinarily wealthy, and he has an estate high on the mountain above the city that no one is brave enough to visit. Bef…
Miss Not so Typical: Consider me Humored (GL)
by talesofheaven
Ginny Green, an aromantic nerd, accidentally slept with the infamous campus Princess, Persephone Campbell, but she can't remember.**Ginny Green is an aromantic nerd who only believes that love only exists in movies and novels, but still wishes to find that special someone even though she's thinking that it's impossible. After she got drunk at a party, she found herself tangled in bed with the infamous campus Princess, Persephone Campbell.Persephone Campbell is an extremely attractive, charismati…
The Dark Side
by Sakz
Torn Between Good And Bad.Justin is light, safe, good. Alex is dark, dangerous, bad. Ariana is torn between the two. She knows she should head towards the light but the element of darkness has always excited her. Darkness runs through her blood, darkness makes her heart go wild. Darkness attracts her, she's drawn to it like a moth to a burning fire. Which path will she choose?
The Orphan's Revenge: A Tale of Her Monster
by Katleho Mabindisa
Kim Hyun-gi, having been forsaken by her parents and entrusted to an oppressive guardian at an orphanage, urgently sought an escape from her circumstances. Desperate for a solution, her sole strategy involved contemplating the unthinkable: murdering a man.While fleeing through the forest, she encountered a young man who provided shelter in his cottage and enrolled her in a private girls' school. It was at this school that Kim Hyun-Gi formed a close bond with a enigmatic girl named Lala. Their fr…
The Dark Magus
by D_RegalInsomniac
Please support with power stones for WPCupdate: Didn't win. Yeah, I know, it sucks. I'd still take the power stones tho. ----------"The dark mage, Jason, died a heroic death at the age of thirty. He sacrificed himself bravely to save all the rankers in the tower from the Others and everyone in the tower will always remember him as a hero."That is the story that everyone heard about Jason's death. The truth was very different.In truth, Jason was betrayed by the heavens just before the war ended a…
Dark Honor
by Legacy_za
Screams. Wails. Cries. Sobs.Regrets. Punishments. Sufferings.Pain. Pain. And Pain.Hell reeks of those smells.Scratchy and dark? Emotionless and screeching like nails on a chalkboard? I smirk. You poor little, clueless souls. Tall slender, wearing a red silk suit; his eyes have pure darkness. Stare at me, and I will get you to tell me what you desire; the words spoken in a deep, soft tone make the hair stand up at the back of your neck.He has tried to make people believe that darkness and evil ar…
Dark Descendant
by PhillipCarlos
In the Magic Realm, mana exists as the main component of life. Those born with it are called magic users and they are capable of controlling the godly power known as magic. For centuries, the human race has fought against the demons, a powerful and gruesome race that was born from the Dark Realm; and with the help of the gods, the human magic users were granted gifts known as skills that played a huge role in those wars against the demons.Ash was a product of the first war. And after being disco…
The Revenge & Success Story of an Orphaned Flower
by Uner90
Orphaned and disabled, Li Hua rose up through her hellish childhood years to soar into the skies of success. She takes fate by the horns and crushes it to make her own fate. This journey includes scenic tours of face-slapping, good old revenge, and heaps of "Damn, she's cool."
Reborned as an Orphan Girl With a Spatial Pocket!
by Lu Huahua
In the 23rd century, a girl named Lu Xiaoxiao lived alone in the villa left to her by her late grandfather. Her parents ignored her, and her relatives hated her.Suddenly, she discovered a hidden spatial pocket within the jade pendant her grandfather had left her. Being an avid reader, she began frantically accumulating material possessions, fearing the arrival of the apocalypse. Just as she was about to run out of money and planned to take a breather, she fell asleep and woke up reborn in a plac…
the dark system
by farmer_with_dimple
THIS BOOK IS ON A HIATUS until May 2023 (10 chapters), September 29th (15) chapters, and December or October 30th, 2023 (30+ chapters). See you then!Sound-minded Author synopsisThe book follows a man whose soul drifted from earth to another body in a different world upon his death. He becomes a Demi-god with a system. He journeys out to become stronger while helping his father (a god) take revenge on those that nearly killed him.Unhinged Author AbstractIt's about a human who becomes a Demi-god a…
THE ORPHAN WOLF
by Esther_Onuora_9331
Tanya, eighteen, has never seen the kind of life handed to her.Because of the hatred and lies her stepmother, Brianna, told about her, she fights from the start to be liked by the members of her pack.Tanya may access superpowers that no one else has by following the directions of her Grandpa, who transmigrated and reincarnates.Tanya becomes swept away and was abducted by the Alpha of the Blue Moon Pack, Alpha Horus, who feels threatened by her superpowers.Alpha Horus was a tyrant and brutal rul…
Clara's Mystery - Orphan Trilogy
by orphinx
How can you fall in love when you don't even know who you are?At the age of ten, she was left at the orphanage without any recollection of who she was and where she came from. Twenty years later, Clara Johnson, now the CEO of her own security company, SST, provides top-of-the-line security systems and technology that stamps out the competition. If only they could get the biggest shipping company in the country to upgrade their outdated system. But it seems that the CEO, Sebastian Colfer, will do…
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The Dark Elves
by Dee_Beaut
A young elf princess struggling for acceptance to prove that she is worthy of the crown.
Black Dark
by Zanaka
Arjun, begitulah nama bocah ini. Di usia yang belia, ia harus mengalami banyak kemalangan. Mulai dari seringnya melihat pertengkaran orang tuanya hingga satu per satu orang yang ia sayangi meninggalkan dirinya. Mulai dari meninggalnya ibunya, hingga ia harus dijauhkan dari kakak angkatnya, Agnimaya.Namun, semua kemalangan itu membuat Arjun semakin kuat menjalani garis takdirnya.Ia berjanji untuk selalu berada di jalan kebenaran. Tapi, selalu saja banyak rintangan untuk menjalani niat baik itu.Be…
ORPHANED BY DARKNESS
by MERIBELLA
"Orphaned by Darkness" follows the harrowing journey of Ethan, a young boy whose life is irrevocably changed when mysterious beasts destroy his home and claim the lives of his parents. Orphaned and left with nothing but a few belongings, Ethan is taken to a remote orphanage that harbors secrets as dark as the shadows that surround it.As Ethan settles into the orphanage, he quickly realizes that the seemingly benign institution is anything but ordinary. The orphanage is a place where eerie occurr…